The following are the answers for the
IQ Test found at the following link:

webweevers.com/iqtest.htm

Q 1: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.  The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the customer.  The customer says thank you, tips the bartender and walks out.  Why?

A: The Stranger had the hick-ups.

Q 2: How far can you run into a forest?

A: Half way because then you'd be running out.

Q 3: Do they have a 4th of July in England?

A: Yes, all countries recognize the forth of July along with the 5th, 6th, 7th...

A: One. For instance, my birthday is April 15th - Tax day.

A: All do, it's just that February is the only one with 28 days (with the exception of Leap Year when it has 29).

A: Six, three per team per inning.

A: No, he's dead (...his widow...)

A:  70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.  Try it on a calculator.

A: YOU have the two "you took away."

A: Sixty minutes.  You will have taken one right when you got 'em, one thirty minutes later and the last one thirty minutes after that, sixty minutes.

A: "All but NINE..."

A: None, it was Noah who built the ark.

A: Meat (Butcher's shop).

A: There are twelve in a dozen.

A: White, because you're at the North Pole and every direction except up is South.

A: You don't bury survivors.

A: He's a midget and can't reach the top button.

A: "YOU are driving the bus..."

A: One hour.  It's a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.

A: You have to light the match first.

A: To Damascus.

If the three guys each got a dollar back, that means they paid a total of $9 each, which equals $27 total for the radio.  If they paid $27 dollars and the clerk only has $2 in his pocket, then they only paid $29 for the radio.  What happened to the extra dollar?

A:  You can argue both sides logically. There is no answer because each argument is correct. I've decided the only logical answer is that the clerk should be fired!

A: First, fill the three gallon bucket with water and empty into the five gallon bucket.  Second, fill the three gallon bucket with water again and top off the five gallon bucket--leaving one gallon left in the three gallon bucket.  Third, empty the FIVE gallon bucket and pour the remaining one gallon of water from the three gallon bucket into the five gallon bucket.  Finally, fill the three gallon bucket and pour the water into the five gallon bucket.

Voila! As a result, you should have four gallons of water in the five gallon bucket.

A: First you take the chicken from side A to side B of the river.  Second, you take the wolf from side A to side B and pick up the chicken from side B and take it back to side A. Then you drop off the chicken on side A, pick up the feed and transport it to Side B.  You drop off the feed on side B and go back to side A for the chicken--and successfully transport all three without the feed or the chicken being eaten.

A: A cowboy was caught cheating at poker (52 cards - bicycle brand), stabbed and killed with an icicle which later melted (the puddle of water).

A: Three coins.  One coin is not a quarter, but the other two are quarters; so you have one nickel and two quarters.

A: There are 11 letters in "the alphabet."  Did you answer 26?  The two words that make up the phrase "the alphabet" has 11 letters.

A: The U.S. state with the most water surrounding it is Hawaii.  The most common wrong answers include Florida, Maine, California and Alaska.

A: You just passed the person in second place, so they are now in third and you're in second.

A: The doctor is the boy's mother.

A: One of the men is the father to the second man (the third man's grandfather);  The second man is both a father to the third man and a son to the first man;  The third man is the son of the second man.  That's how three men can make it possible for two fathers and two sons to be in a boat with only three men.

A: Glass